How to be Sober at a Wedding

I was worried about being sober at a wedding, especially in my hometown where I spent half of my life in a drunken haze.  My former self saw weddings as a guaranteed path to intoxication and finding a hook up.  Everyone else is going to be hammered, you can be, too!  Make sure you get a bottle of Jack Daniels in case the reception is beer and wine only.…